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Threats and Social Media Jabs
On Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel took a moment to express gratitude to his loyal audience, particularly those affiliates still broadcasting his show despite the ongoing controversies. He also playfully acknowledged friends who, under normal circumstances, wouldn’t be tuning in.
Then, with a twinkle in his eye, he revealed, “I even heard from a very special friend.”
“Just moments after our show wrapped last night, the ‘Mad Red Hatter’ posted, ‘I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back.’ To which I say, you can’t believe they gave *me* my job back? I can’t believe *we* gave *you* your job back.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
(Video Placeholder: Jimmy Kimmel addresses recent social media comments)
“He continued, ‘I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers.’ It’s classic: only he could try to prove he wasn’t threatening ABC by, well, threatening ABC.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“And then, his grand finale: ‘Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad ratings.’ The irony, of course, is that he knows a thing or two about low approval numbers. So, on behalf of everyone, welcome to the ‘Crappy Ratings Club,’ Mr. President.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Escalation Edition)
“This was a pretty standard inconvenience, I’m sure we’ll never hear about it again — unless, of course, there’s an entire media ecosystem dedicated to grievance and exaggeration that will breathlessly portray it as a terrifying close call with danger.” — JORDAN KLEPPER, on a U.N. escalator hiccup involving the former president and first lady
(Video Placeholder: Jordan Klepper’s take on the escalator incident)
“Are we seriously framing the former president as a victim of escalator sabotage? Is the ‘deep state’ now trying to ensure he gets his daily step count?” — JORDAN KLEPPER
“So, just to clarify: the Epstein files remain locked away, but we’re launching a full-scale investigation into who dared to pause his escalator.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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“The White House is currently investigating who might hold a grudge against the former president, and their suspect list has, surprisingly, narrowed down to 189 countries.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Honestly, the whole ordeal was a massive headache for him. And to make matters worse, he couldn’t even reach for a Tylenol.” — JIMMY FALLON
Must-See Moments
Jimmy Fallon made a surprise appearance with Kim Kardashian during Wednesday’s “Tonight Show” cold open, delivering a memorable segment.
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What’s On Tonight?
Catch Regina Hall, star of the upcoming film “One Battle After Another,” on “The Daily Show” tonight.
More Entertainment News
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In other news, legendary bass player Carol Kaye announced her intention to decline induction into this year’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, planning to boycott the November ceremony.